The Ladies of Manure 2013 Calendar

The Ladies of Manure 2013 Calendar

Hey composting is great – turn waste into fertilizer. Wonderful. And cute girls in bathing suits? Also great. Super. Fine. But the two of them together? Hold on, buddy, this isn’t 4chan. You can drag your fecal coliform fetish back to the dark IRC where you found it. Oh wait – there’s a Kickstarter for that? The Fertile Earth Foundation would like you to start thinking about your waste in a different way – not as something repulsive and potentially harmful, but something sexy and fun that you should smear on your private parts. Yes, they admit the thought might…

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TGT (Tight) – A New Kind Of Wallet

Meet Jack Sutter – your new reason to drink. This charming reprobate lives in a boho Brooklyn enclave where he hangs out with artists and designers and the like. They spend their days talking philosophy and making super 8 movies of each others butts. The only thing you and Jack have in common is that you are both wayward broke-asses. Oh, wait – sorry; actually Jack is all set. He just raked a quarter mill for making a hobo wallet out of a rubber band he pulled off some broccoli. See, what happened was he was preparing his famous chevre…

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Juliette’s Bistro Gourmet Hummus

Juliette’s Bistro Gourmet Hummus

When your kickstarter involves a specific product, presentation is key. Ask yourself before posting, what am I trying to sell here? Have I presented the product in way that is remotely appealing? Witness Juliette’s Bistro Hummus. Observe that Juliette made the common rookie blunder of replacing pictures of her product, delicious hummus, with photos gathered from the Center for Disease Control. It’s an easy mistake to make, but one that may raise unwanted questions from potential donors. Is the hummus treatable? Are my children safe from the hummus? Do the rewards come with antibiotics?

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